Pants Emergency

What is Pants Emergency?

Literal: Occurs when programmers forget to do their laundry and can't leave the house in time for important tasks, like work.

Connotative: Any "created" emergency that could be avoided, by planning ahead...or marriage.

Chase is late again... pants emergency.

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Xui-huo

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