Pants Emergency

What is Pants Emergency?

Literal: Occurs when programmers forget to do their laundry and can't leave the house in time for important tasks, like work.

Connotative: Any "created" emergency that could be avoided, by planning ahead...or marriage.

Chase is late again... pants emergency.

Prescription

1. Getting some damn good road head. Rx = RoadHead Extreme. Damn, that bitch filled my prescription awful fast, kinda like your mom. See ..

W&b

1. Short for Wake and Bake, which is the process of smoking a bowl or marijuana in general in the morning before going to work, school, etc..

Yard Stomping

1. It is the act of one person laying on their stomach taking a shit. Then a second person stomps said shit back into person one. A sexua..

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