Pants Emergency

What is Pants Emergency?

Literal: Occurs when programmers forget to do their laundry and can't leave the house in time for important tasks, like work.

Connotative: Any "created" emergency that could be avoided, by planning ahead...or marriage.

Chase is late again... pants emergency.

Jail Bait

1. tempting female below the age of consent. I didn't want to ask her age, It's enough she's here backstage, I did it tho..

Midas

1. Someone who brings good things where ever they go. Based off of the story of King Midas who couldn't touch anything without it turn..

Obflagate

1. To be disgusted with something to the point of extreme fascination. I am so obflagated by the Saw movies... I can't stop watching ..

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