Pants Hammer

What is Pants Hammer?

One of the many nouns used to describe the male reproductive organ.

Also known as: What your mom was munching on last night.

"Wow, I'd like to give his mom a pound with my pants hammer!"

See weiner, pickle, shlong, dick, twig

Unsexed Dick-nuts

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Crystal Crunch

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