What is Pants Optional?
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Pants optional, if used at a party, actually means that pants are not allowed. All people must drop their trousers immediately (unless they have no underwear)
1: Why are you wearing pants?
2: Because my legs would get cold otherwise.
1: But it's pants optional.
2: Oh. (Drops pants)
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The act of spitting Skoal on your own penis, then, having your companion suck it off.
Tonya slightly gagged as she polished off Theodor..
