What is Pants Pepper?
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A cunning swift chop to the gonads. The desired result is a burning sensation in the genitalia of an unsuspecting chap.
Person 1: Would you like a pants pepper?
Person 2: Why what is that?
(Person 1 proceeds to chop the gonads, or "pepper" if you will).
Person 2: Ouch.. it burns.. silly me.
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