Pants Porpoise

What is Pants Porpoise?


1.

human penis; so called for the in and out action during coitus, supposedly like the breaching and plunging of a dolphin

"Dude. Vera will be swimming with the pants porpoise tonight, bro!"

"Dude! Really?"

"Yup. She's finally giving up that poonanny, dude."

"Right on, dude."

See cock, peenie, dick


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