Pants Python

What is Pants Python?


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A venemous snake that typically makes its home in men's trousers. It typically chooses a female for its prey, at which time it exerts temporary mind control over its male host in order to secrete its venom, a horrible toxin capable of destroying up to three lives and effecting cancerous growths, on or in the female.

Plastic coverings are often used to diminish the effects of the poison.

Shit man, I just couldn't keep my pants python under control last night.

See pants, vagina, sex, love


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