What is Pants Sander?
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a wave in the ocean that breaks too close to the shore leaving you with an abundance of sand in your bathing garments. particularly common while the tide is coming in and/or after a storm has eroded large portion or the beach. if not addressed IMMEDIATELY, pants sanders can cause extreme irritation and often cause a mild rash. see
john was caught up in a real pants sander. now he has
droopy drawers and feels the beginings of what could become quite some rash.
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