Pantser Edit Meaning

1.

noun: one who performs a pantsing on a pantsie. Sharing the pronunciation of the German word for "armor", the pantsie believes the pantser is, in fact, some kind of Nazi fascist scum. Actually, the pantser is a sort of public defender of taste, e.g. the pantser shows the absurdity of publicly displaying one's underwear by showing even more of the pantsie's skivvies. A pantser absolutely will NEVER pants a person whose pants are worn properly; this violates The Pantser Creed (definition to follow-or not).

ike: that guy needs to be pantsed!

mike: but who can do the deed?

ike: wait a minute-i could do it! all i need to do is pull down his pants and SHAZAM!! i am a pantser.

rene descarte (french philosopher and early prankster of some repute): i pants, therefore i am.

See earpuller

2.

a girl who wears pants knowing that shes gonna have sex that day in a random place in public

man i was getting ready to get some in a duggout but i didnt cuz my girlfriends a pantser and didnt think about wearing a skirt knowing we were having sex

See sex, pants, public, skirt