What is Pantsmallow?
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The term for ejaculating in your pants instantly just after witnessing something unbelievable. This could be within the context of seeing someone incredibly atractive, to hearing a sick song.
"dude, that breakdown was so awsome, I had a pantsmallow"
"-Look at her!
-AHHHH Pantsmallow!!"
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one who seeks to conquer fat chicks
Man, look at them bbw's around him. Ya, he's a chunkquistador.
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A fat overweight slob.
John:"Hi guys!" Ron:"Well,well,well. Its the lord of the onion rings." John runs away crying..
