Pantsmallow

What is Pantsmallow?


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The term for ejaculating in your pants instantly just after witnessing something unbelievable. This could be within the context of seeing someone incredibly atractive, to hearing a sick song.

"dude, that breakdown was so awsome, I had a pantsmallow"

"-Look at her!

-AHHHH Pantsmallow!!"

See pants, mallow, cum, ejaculate, marshmallow


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