What is Panty Beard?
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The unsightly pubic hair sprouting from around a females panty line.
Known also as the Panty Goatie, this is the phonomenom of which lack of the female self pruning causes pubic overhang from the edge of panties.
I went to remove her panties, and noticed she had a panty beard, thus I retracted and crawled up my own arse!
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Giant chocolate rice crispy cakes to commemorate the amazing height of Neil.
Dad: Lets make some Neil cakes, monk.
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