Panty Cactus

What is Panty Cactus?

When pubic hair reaches a thickness and length so that it pokes through the material of underwear, obviously more apparent in females.

Most often the result of not shaving/waxing for a while.

I hooked up with Jenny on the weekend, but dude you shoulda seen the panty cactus! I told her to shave then come back.

See pubes, pubic hair, underwear, spikey, bush

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