Panty Claus

What is Panty Claus?

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during the month of december 1st and the 31st, if a man gets pussy within these days, he got a visit from the panty claus.

(day: december 15th)

Matt: awwww shit son i just got half black/vietnamese/filipino/punjab/white/irish pussy today!

Gerard: awwww skeet skeet motha fucka! u just got a visit from the panty claus.

Matt: awww yea man thats what the business is chuz! wanna go treasure hunting at 1:00 in the morning?

Gerard: ya man lets go get some Filipino flags and from Mira Mesa and wave it around mexicans!

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