Paparazzi Pack

What is Paparazzi Pack?


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The PRIVATE PACKAGE of a lady celebrity, which has been captured on camera by the PAPARAZZI on so many occasions that the VIEWING PUBLIC may be entitled to believe that the display by its owner was not undeliberate.

"Oh, no, it's that same PAPARAZZI PACK again!" groaned the picture editor, gazing glassy-eyed at Britney's wan, bald winkle for the umpteenth time that week. "If she would only grow a beard, or show us her tiny spear, life would be so much more interesting."

"Just you be grateful that she doesn't wear knickers and hasn't learned how to get out of a car without flashing her cleft," retorted the female features editor. "The pics do fill the pages, once you've blown them up."

"But it's so WEE and so pathetic!" a Scottish staff reporter pointed out. "What the poor, wee lass needs is a nice, big, furry SPORRAN."

"A hairy parcel, from navel to arsehole, would be an even better improvement," grunted the picture editor. "In the meantime, I'm going to post her a pair of the wife's thermals."

See pod, pale, crack, barely, daily, Persson


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