What is Paparazzi Pouch?
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Makeshift infant carseat, i.e. one's lap, to be used when fleeing obnoxious photographers. Spawned from the dippy mother of invention herself, Britney Spears. Illegal everywhere except in the State of Denial.
"Quick! Aunt Ethel's got the camera! Throw the baby in the paparazzi pouch and let's get outta here!"
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sexual arousal to fighting paraphernalia such as: boxing gloves, shoes, headgear, mouthpieces etc.
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