What is Paper Bag Theorem?
1.
A biological theorem postulated by the famed naturalist Dr. I.B. Crunkdenstein which states that penile erection may be maintained during the act of intercourse with an ugly ass bitch if a paper bag is shoved on her head. Preferably, an orafice should be carved into the masticular region so that one may still scog down his partner's throat.
Yeah, so I drunk-fucked that Natalie chick last night--thank God for the paper bag theorem.
See
Random Words:
1.
the act of smothering ones face in between your ass cheeks.
Pete Glocker loves getting turkish face helmeted.
See helmet, ass faced, i..
1.
The first night in which ghetto carnivals open revealing old, rusty rides that have not been used in a year or have even been safety ins..