Paper Bag Theorem

What is Paper Bag Theorem?


1.

A biological theorem postulated by the famed naturalist Dr. I.B. Crunkdenstein which states that penile erection may be maintained during the act of intercourse with an ugly ass bitch if a paper bag is shoved on her head. Preferably, an orafice should be carved into the masticular region so that one may still scog down his partner's throat.

Yeah, so I drunk-fucked that Natalie chick last night--thank God for the paper bag theorem.

See fuck, ugly, paper, bag, sex, girls, awesome


53

Random Words:

1. if a person sleeps over doesnt give it up. 3 nights. then there out. person 1-how did last night go person 2-i dunno bout this girl fr..
1. A description of the people from Taylor, MI. Similar to trailer trash, only with more redneck characteristics. Their anthem can be found..
1. Sex crazed neighbor of Peter Griffin in Family guy. ALL RIGHT. Quagmire is the neighbor of Peter Griffin in Family guy. 2. Hilarious..