Paper In My Pooper

What is Paper In My Pooper?


1.

When you have a massive wad of toilet paper stuck to your contracting sphinkter hole, it sticks, and you want to pick it. This happens after a massive shit.

You- "Damn dawg i got paper in my pooper"

Your friend- "Yo dawg dont pick that shit you will get an infection"

You- "BUT IT ITCHES DAWG! DAAAMMNN"

Then you pick it, and the next day your ass falls off.


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