Paper Mache

What is Paper Mache?


1.

The act of spraying your goo all over the paper bag covering an ugly chicks head during sexual relations. Once the jizz has softened the bags wrinkly texture, it is not uncommon to press the bag against the girls face until drying of the manglaze has commenced, thus creating a paper maché of that ugly bitch.

Harv: How did the sex with that butterface go last night?

Jon: That showty was hit, so instead of takin' the bag off her face I just paper maché'd her ass.

See paper bag, sex move, sex, mache, goo

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The act of spraying your goo all over the paper bag covering an ugly chicks head during sexual relations. Once the jizz has softened the bags wrinkly texture, it is not uncommon to press the bag against the girls face until drying of the manglaze has commenced, thus creating a paper maché of that ugly bitch.

Harv: How did the sex with that butterface go last night?

Jon: That showty was hit, so instead of takin' the bag off her face I just paper maché'd her ass.

See sex move, ugly, paper bag, mache, butterface

3.

Wiping one's ass with the last few bits of toilet paper on a roll, often resulting in leftover pieces of toilet paper/shit combination stuck to the ass

I had to paper mache my ass with the last few bits of toilet paper because that's all that was left.

See bathroom, shit, wipe, ass, butt


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