Paper Mate

What is Paper Mate?


1.

A pencil that puts really crapy erasers on thier pencils. Instaed of being soft and eraseing stuff they are hard and just slide over the paper.

Jack: Why won't my fuggin' pencil erase?

Joe: Well, let me see, ahh it's the shiitiest pencil company in the world, thats why.

2.

Better than a friend. When my computer is not working (which is always)I always turn to my trusty Paper Mate pen.

Perfect for writing death threats, spreading bad news or breaking up with my girlfriends.


15

Random Words:

1. One of the most amazing band ever, melting stuff like Dredg, Tool, Radiohead, Postman syndrome, Cave in... Their debut album, Effloresc..
1. GHB (gamma hydroxybutyrate) is a naturally occurring component of human cells. It is used most commonly in the form of a chemical salt (..
1. To not really give a shit about talking in urban language - merely wanting an understanding of it so one can snap back if necessary. I ..