Paper Mate

What is Paper Mate?


1.

A pencil that puts really crapy erasers on thier pencils. Instaed of being soft and eraseing stuff they are hard and just slide over the paper.

Jack: Why won't my fuggin' pencil erase?

Joe: Well, let me see, ahh it's the shiitiest pencil company in the world, thats why.

2.

Better than a friend. When my computer is not working (which is always)I always turn to my trusty Paper Mate pen.

Perfect for writing death threats, spreading bad news or breaking up with my girlfriends.


15

Random Words:

1. A really large countable number, but so large no normal person would bother to count it. He crashed into the window which ended up all ..
1. One who is a key component in the African American culture and continuously dumps trash cans upon people's head and body. Dude, yo..
1. A girl who is very smart, sexy and has a nice voice. Khalia is so Eskay See eski, eskay, essay 2. The Initials of SK extended out in..