Paper-saviour

What is Paper-saviour?


1.

When one has a horrificaly messy shit and realises there is no paper, hearby using a paper-saviour to clean themselves up - eg, old train tickets, pages from a book, £10 bills. Not to be confused with paper-saver.

"The night was dark, cold and remote. I had been in this toilet for six minutes now, wondering how I could get myself out of the shitty mess I had made of my arsehole. Then I seen it. A paper-saviour in the form of an old sock, disguarded like it had no purpous on Earth anymore. 'Well it would have one more use now' I thought as I wiped away smiling."

See paper-saviour


0

Random Words:

1. it means who means. yawheh said, "fuhiguwida be with you"..
1. a stanza of four lines hey there is a note for those who is on the boat this ship might sink right before your eyes blink -quatrain..
1. Noun: A swift kick to the testicles. May also be used as a swear word as in "Oocket, DIE!" If you don't shut up I'm..