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In Association Football, a striker who simply cannot score a goal to save his life
Fuck me, James Beattie couldnt hit a cows arse with ..
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to insert ones extremities into someone elses orifices without the aid of lubricant
Chris leaned over to the misses one night and whisp..
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If you have to ask, it's too expensive.
"You wanna do some cobra anal, baby? Let's go."
See cobra, anal, expensive..