Parachute Tampon

What is Parachute Tampon?

1) an extra extra extra extra extra large tampons

2) made for fat women who have huge vaginas

3) and i mean huge

4) something that would probably be used in a james-bond style movie, but with a women

5) Something Rosie O'Donnel would use

6) almost used instead of the hoover dam

7) something you find is Ms. Jabba-the-hut's glove box.

" Heyi heardsuzy hada really bigvagina."

"Ya. She uses a parachute tampon."

"ooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhh. That's big."

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