What is Parade Maker?
1.
(n). A driver and/or car that goes consistently under the speed limit, causing a backup of 20+ cars, creating frustration and your ability to be where you want to be on time.
Gee boss, I'm very sorry that I'm 10 minutes late, but I was in a long line of cars stuck behind this parade maker.
It was a double line for several miles. no one could even attempt to pass the parade maker.
2.
Someone that accidently sets their home alarm system off due to over consumption of Heineken and the police and fire departments respond to the alarm.
The neighborhood rushed to set up their lawn chairs at the curb because the parade maker was at it again.
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