Paradox Cramp

What is Paradox Cramp?


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In human males, the intellectual or emotional stabbing pain created by the seemingly irreconcilable contradictions in human female statements, behaviour, responses or expectations. Paradox cramps are usually but not exclusively experienced in heterosexual romantic relationship interdynamics.

Human Female: “Of course I wanted to talk to you. That’s why you shouldn’t have called me.” or “Yes, I know I told you to do it, and you did it right away. That’s why I am angry at you.”

Human male: “Understood. Apropos of nothing at all, where do you keep your Tylenol 3s / bourbon?”

Scientist: "Thus we see a paradox cramp, inducing standard response behaviour."


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