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Boning a chick while acting like Wilford Brimley. Dressing like him is a plus
Female: "Ohh I'm soo honry!"
You: "Y..
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When gas or wind emits from your rear end in such force that it causes a funnel shaped wind tunnel to occur. Especially dangerous if th..
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Porn on your iPod. Portable and easy to hide.
I sneak out of church sermons to watch my podography in the stalls.
See ipod, pornograph..