Parallel Park

What is Parallel Park?

when you are banging a girl so hard the bed slides across the room and rotates 45degrees

"Last night Jeff dominated her so good he parallel parked right next to the tv."

See parked, riding, banging, rough, sliding

a vagina so cavernous that you can put your junk in sideways.

That girl is so wide, you can parallel park her.

See parallel, park, wide, parking

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