What is Parallelopenis?
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A near-identical second penis attached to a human male, directly above or below the existing one which, when
I'm as happy as a dog with a parallelopenis.
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The store from the movie clerks. Apparently it exists in real life, too. Google it.
Hey, did you see clerks?
No, I've been living..
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Without, or lacking, a penis.
I swear, sometimes Gay Matt makes me think he's schlongless.
See schlong, penisless, dickless..