What is Paralyzed Kitten?
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In preparation to make glorious love to your partner of female persausion. After placement of contraceptive, apply a gracious amount of benzocaine, or another numbing agent, around the entirety of your erection. Upon vaginal penetration, she will begin to lose feeling of her genitalia for a short period.
"I'm scared.....I've never done this before." she murmured softly. That's when Brian knew he had found the perfect opportunity to implement the paralyzed kitten.
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A phrase that can be used to defer blame for telling a joke that is lame and/or unfunny. The blame is then shifted upon Jacob. The call ..
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(for definition see slut)
Nancypants was on the floor earlier.
See slut, ho, hoebag, slutbag, asian..
