What is Paralyzed Kitten?
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In preparation to make glorious love to your partner of female persausion. After placement of contraceptive, apply a gracious amount of benzocaine, or another numbing agent, around the entirety of your erection. Upon vaginal penetration, she will begin to lose feeling of her genitalia for a short period.
"I'm scared.....I've never done this before." she murmured softly. That's when Brian knew he had found the perfect opportunity to implement the paralyzed kitten.
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Tennessee Titans kicker, who's name fits in perfectly to the tune of "My Sharona".
He started his NFL career in 2005, wh..
