What is Paralyzed Kitten?
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In preparation to make glorious love to your partner of female persausion. After placement of contraceptive, apply a gracious amount of benzocaine, or another numbing agent, around the entirety of your erection. Upon vaginal penetration, she will begin to lose feeling of her genitalia for a short period.
"I'm scared.....I've never done this before." she murmured softly. That's when Brian knew he had found the perfect opportunity to implement the paralyzed kitten.
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The act of intense study of a particular subject, usually the night before an assignment is due in.
Derived from The Simpsons quote: &q..
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Holy Buttfucking Ugly
Damn that bitch is hubbafugly!!!!..
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What many people would do for someone who they want to bone really badly.
Specifically: Dane Cook, Vin Diesel, etc.
Girl 1: Oh my god ..
