Paralyzed Parking

What is Paralyzed Parking?


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-An alternate name for handicap parking spots

-A really bad attempt at parallel parking that results in your vehicle facing the wrong direction, being on a sidewalk, hitting another car etc.

Girl: "Oh look, there's a spot right near the entrance"

Guy: "No, wait...damn thats another paralyzed parking spot!"

Guy 1: "Park right between those two cars"

Guy 2: "I dunno if there's room..."

(attempt to parallel park is made, car ends up with right rear tire up on curb)

Guy 1: "Nice paralyzed parking there, moron"

See parking, paralyzed, handicap, curb, cars


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