What is Paramounts Kings Island?


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1) Keeping Cincinnati, Ohio on the map since 1972. The Reds and Bengals don't cut it.

2) Home of the world's longest woody: The Beast.

3) The only place in the world where you can ride Lara Croft.

4) Better than Cedar Point.

5) PKI Breaks records too damnit.

I went to Kings Island and realized it was better than Cedar Point after I rode the world's longest woody at night.


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