What is Paramounts Kings Island?
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1) Keeping Cincinnati, Ohio on the map since 1972. The Reds and Bengals don't cut it.
2) Home of the world's longest woody: The Beast.
3) The only place in the world where you can ride Lara Croft.
4) Better than Cedar Point.
5) PKI Breaks records too damnit.
I went to Kings Island and realized it was better than Cedar Point after I rode the world's longest woody at night.
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