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When you kill an elephant
Person #1 - Oh shit that elephant looks mad.
Person #2 - Ya, I had to kodiak bear it.
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a large religion ..
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very sober, not drunk(from a deliberate spoonerism on sober as a judge)
Of course I have not had any drinks tonight, I am obviously as ..
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Digits, phone number, mathematics
D: Hey man, what happened with that girl you were talking to?
T: I got her didgeridoos son!
See pho..