Paratrooper

What is Paratrooper?


1.

{n} elite soldier who jumps from aircraft over battlefield. Average age is 18-21, male, highly trained and motivated to kill. Is usually heavily armed. Generally badass motherfuckers.

Also known as: Vertical envelopment shock trooper

{ant} LEG

Look at that crazy fucker killing all those enemies! He must be a paratrooper!

2.

soldiers deploying into combat by parachute from airplanes

Paratroopers stationed with the 82nd Airborne Division!!

3.

I love how the pictures completely didn't match up with the definition..

Anyhow, a paratrooper is someone who jumps out of airplanes (with a parachute) for the purpose of performing a military action on the ground. Normally used for behind enemy lines or hard to reach areas.

My uncle was a paratrooper in the army, he was in a lot more planes taking off than he was landing.

See paratrooper, parachute, airplane, military

4.

Soldier who is trained to jump out of perfectly good airplanes, for the purpose of inserting in enemy territory away from the heavy defenses around national borders and the front lines.

Paratroopers are pretty helpless during the airdrop, but their strength is in putting force in an area that isn't expecting it or prepared to react.

See parachute, ranger, army, military, badass, C++

5.

this requires a roommate to be having sex on the bottom bunk while you are present in the top bunk.

the act of masturbating on the top bunk, leaping off while climaxing, then shooting the woman in the face before hitting the ground. "bombs away"

my girlfriend is pissed. you got her right in the face last night you paratrooper son of a bitch.

See paratrooping

6.

An act similar to the toboggan, although far more dangerous and painful. You simply perform a toboggan off the roof of a house.

Tony's mom is really hardcore, so I gave her a paratrooper off my house.

See Pinto

7.

A wadded up clump of toilet paper, ampened, then placed length wise in the crack of the anus. If done after a long day of salsa shits or diarrhea, the user simply sleeps with the paratrooper in place. The anus will feel painless and clean the next morning.

"Oh my god, my ass has been dripping all day long. I gotta remember to throw in a paratrooper later tonight."

See manpon


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