What is Parchnicity?
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N. A feeling or need; and unquenchable thirst or desire to consume an irrational number of low grade malt beverages. Usually the result of unexplained extra time between beer league softball games... or possibly related to the losing end of a 30-2 drubbing.
It was clear that Jan had allowed his parchnicity to take control of his actions, as he proceeded to consume 14 beers and hit 5 foul ball outs.
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Slang term for penis.
Man I want her her to blow my Johny rocket.
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The art of inserting one's testicles deftly into a slut's vagina. Then anal penetration via phallus follows.
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