What is Parchnicity?
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N. A feeling or need; and unquenchable thirst or desire to consume an irrational number of low grade malt beverages. Usually the result of unexplained extra time between beer league softball games... or possibly related to the losing end of a 30-2 drubbing.
It was clear that Jan had allowed his parchnicity to take control of his actions, as he proceeded to consume 14 beers and hit 5 foul ball outs.
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Untimely death brought on by the antagonisation of wildlife.
Austin Stevens is likely to suffer from Irwinification in the near future...
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A person who sucks at any given activety.
"Ricky blows at Xbox.""I know, what a suck ass mule."..
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lycra pants intended for exercise but normally spotted on size 28 ladies at your local K-Mart. Fashion Circa 1980s
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