Pardewed

What is Pardewed?

Another word for raped, referring to Alan Pardew's MOTD commentary where Micheal Essien 'Absolutely rapes' somebody.

You look like you've just been Pardewed.

He got sent down for Pardew.

See rape, raped, football, bastard

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