Pardon My German

What is Pardon My German?

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Pardon my German, a.k.a. "begnadigen Sie mein Deutsches" is a phrase jokingly used to excuse fartingor burping in an inappropriate situation; it is similar in use to pardon my French, which is used to excuse one's profane language.

Job Interviewer: Well, that's all everything. do you have any questions for me about the company?

Candidate: No, but-- *LOUD, LONG OBNOXIOUS MALODOROUS FART*

Job Interviewer: *stunned silence*

Candidate: Heh...um, pardon my German.

See pardon my french, scat, fart, shart, scheiße
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