Parent Triathlon

What is Parent Triathlon?


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Three events completed in one day involving kids (yours or someone else's) in one or more of three separate events encompassing each of these categories: running/walking/hiking, water sports and use of a manually propelled wheeled vehicle.

I completed a parent triathlon: ran 3.5 miles, swam with the kids, mowed the lawn.

See parenting, sports, triathlon, biking, jogging, running, kids, swimming


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