Parentoia

What is Parentoia?

a parent's conviction that something horrible will happen to their child while they are not watching, or even if they are watching.

Jenny won't won't les her daughter play in the sand- she said it's "dirty!" If that's not parentoia I don't know what is!

See parent, paranoid, helicopter parent

Chill-speed

1. A slow walking pace. Reserved for those who have chill personalities and don't need to be anywhere fast. Stephanie: You walk rid..

Outlaw Tsunami

1. One who makes terrible banners Dude.. that's an outlaw tsunami banner. See Yo Momma..

Zerg Rush.

1. The Zerg Rush. A strategy originating from Starcraft used only by the unstrategic. The Zerg Rush consists of mass producing as many Zerg..

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