Parentoia

What is Parentoia?

a parent's conviction that something horrible will happen to their child while they are not watching, or even if they are watching.

Jenny won't won't les her daughter play in the sand- she said it's "dirty!" If that's not parentoia I don't know what is!

See parent, paranoid, helicopter parent

Lobo One

1. The name for a cheap ass golf cart used to haul the fat ass security guards around the campus of LHS. "Hey man.. lets jacklobo one..

Redally

1. When someone says something so surprising to you that the only way to react is to add a syllable to "really", thus, redally. ..

Snookie Cookie

1. A game in which a group of guys purchase a large bakery cookie and then stand around it and masturbate on the cookie. The last person t..

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