Parentoia

What is Parentoia?

a parent's conviction that something horrible will happen to their child while they are not watching, or even if they are watching.

Jenny won't won't les her daughter play in the sand- she said it's "dirty!" If that's not parentoia I don't know what is!

See parent, paranoid, helicopter parent

Rockupied

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Hazon

1. Verb - to take cocaine, poppers (gay boy drug) and fail at everything you do. "He used to be so cool, til he did a Hazon" Se..

Absofuckinlutley

1. a combination of the word absolutely and fuckin...es in very handy "Hey Jamie you going to the party tonight?" "Absofuc..

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