Parentoia

What is Parentoia?

a parent's conviction that something horrible will happen to their child while they are not watching, or even if they are watching.

Jenny won't won't les her daughter play in the sand- she said it's "dirty!" If that's not parentoia I don't know what is!

See parent, paranoid, helicopter parent

Vollmer

1. godsomeone who is very, very boss. they can do whatever, whenever. the absolute best. woah, tom just deff. proved hes a vollmer. See ..

Machos

1. a very moody and bitchy teacher, who doesn't like stick figures or gloves... machos: why don't you stop being so stupid? stu..

Meat Stache

1. the act of placing your dick on across someone's upper lip whilest asleep or past out. for best result take pictures to humiliate l..

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