Parentoia

What is Parentoia?

a parent's conviction that something horrible will happen to their child while they are not watching, or even if they are watching.

Jenny won't won't les her daughter play in the sand- she said it's "dirty!" If that's not parentoia I don't know what is!

See parent, paranoid, helicopter parent

Peeping Soldier

1. When a man has an erection and it is poking out the top of his underwear. This could be unintentional or could be used to disguise the ..

Insomniate

1. To go without sleep for long periods of time I can no longer insomniate with you, Bill and Ryan, I have to get my sleep...

Nigga Napkin

1. a slice of toilet paper jerome can I git a few nigga napkins for wipin my asshole . Tyrone can I boorow a nigga napkin to roll thiis D..

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