Parentoia

What is Parentoia?

a parent's conviction that something horrible will happen to their child while they are not watching, or even if they are watching.

Jenny won't won't les her daughter play in the sand- she said it's "dirty!" If that's not parentoia I don't know what is!

See parent, paranoid, helicopter parent

Zach Off

1. someone who is a total jack off yet still retains the ability to look cool doing it; the act of zaching off Zach: Good lawd them sum bi..

Old G

1. Old gangsta Sup old g Killer ray 2. 1. old gangsta 2. a has been, worn out street fighter. Yo, look at that Old G, he cant fight an..

Jolley Rancher

1. An irrection, boner "Oh man I got a jolley rancher." "Oh god! Go walk that off!" See boner, jim dandy, hard..

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