Parentoia

What is Parentoia?

a parent's conviction that something horrible will happen to their child while they are not watching, or even if they are watching.

Jenny won't won't les her daughter play in the sand- she said it's "dirty!" If that's not parentoia I don't know what is!

See parent, paranoid, helicopter parent

Zats

1. acne on your butt. zits+ass=zats I saw Raul in the shower yesterday...he's got mad zats. See ass, acne, zits, butt, pimples..

Vaggie Patch

1. vagina That girl has a tight vaggie patch. See vajayjay, vagina, cooter, pussy, snatch..

I Have To Shit

1. What you say when you have to shit. (Usually happens in a bathroom on a toilet) Dude 1: I have to shit Dude 2: Thats good to know.. ..

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