Parentoia

What is Parentoia?

a parent's conviction that something horrible will happen to their child while they are not watching, or even if they are watching.

Jenny won't won't les her daughter play in the sand- she said it's "dirty!" If that's not parentoia I don't know what is!

See parent, paranoid, helicopter parent

Itty Bitty Shitty Committee

1. that inner voice that sabotages your thoughts or actions with self-doubt or negative reinforcement. i was about to ask this guy out on ..

W00terskates

1. Like the word lollerskates, but using w00t instead of lol. I just made it up. Yay for me!..

Pink Hankee

1. When a guy loogies on the girls ass crack and then proceeds to hit it up the backside and uses the loogie as loob- haha thats nice I do..

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