Parentoia

What is Parentoia?

a parent's conviction that something horrible will happen to their child while they are not watching, or even if they are watching.

Jenny won't won't les her daughter play in the sand- she said it's "dirty!" If that's not parentoia I don't know what is!

See parent, paranoid, helicopter parent

Baby Zebra Leg

1. When a white Jewish girl gives a black man a handjob; the variation of colors resembles that of a zebra. I gave Sagar the tightest baby..

Langus

1. To self-seize one's "manhood" from behind and underneath with agression. "Man ohhh man, I pulled a muscle when I la..

White-person

1. Blumenbach's final taxonomy of 1795 divided all humans into five groups, defined both by geography and appearance--in his order, th..

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