Parentoia

What is Parentoia?

a parent's conviction that something horrible will happen to their child while they are not watching, or even if they are watching.

Jenny won't won't les her daughter play in the sand- she said it's "dirty!" If that's not parentoia I don't know what is!

See parent, paranoid, helicopter parent

Jackin The Bean Stock

1. When a guy is playing with his "stock." Most guys jack the bean stock when they can't get any. When a guys' hand is ..

Donut Froster

1. Someone who jerks off in the bathroom and gets cum on the toilet seat. BOB: I never invite Frank over to my house any more. JOHN: Why?..

Youtube Hero

1. Playing along to Guitar Hero songs with the Guitar Herocontroller using Youtube videos. I'm so bored. I'm gonna go play some ..

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