Parentoia

What is Parentoia?

a parent's conviction that something horrible will happen to their child while they are not watching, or even if they are watching.

Jenny won't won't les her daughter play in the sand- she said it's "dirty!" If that's not parentoia I don't know what is!

See parent, paranoid, helicopter parent

Commando

1. (v.) To not wear underwear. The origins for this are either "out in the open" or "ready for action". Maybe others. ..

Looks Like [his] Face Caught Fire And Someone Put It Out With A Shovel

1. Description of an ugly person. He looks like hisface caught fire and someone put it out with a shovel! I fell off my bike. Twice. See ..

Blueberry Cream Pie

1. Shoot your load all over a chicks face and then punch her in the face and break her nose. You just gave me a blueberry cream pie you je..

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