Parentoia

What is Parentoia?

a parent's conviction that something horrible will happen to their child while they are not watching, or even if they are watching.

Jenny won't won't les her daughter play in the sand- she said it's "dirty!" If that's not parentoia I don't know what is!

See parent, paranoid, helicopter parent

El Craigo

1. a stocky, mammilian flesh tube that sports a full head of hair, known as an afro. Let's go to the disco and hunt el craigo!..

Give Her One

1. =have sex with her (British slang, coarse) 'You've been going out for ages! Haven't you given her one yet?' '..

Yanbag

1. A nut sack with no nuts. That niggas got a yanbag; he's got a sack, but no nuts...

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