Parentoia

What is Parentoia?

a parent's conviction that something horrible will happen to their child while they are not watching, or even if they are watching.

Jenny won't won't les her daughter play in the sand- she said it's "dirty!" If that's not parentoia I don't know what is!

See parent, paranoid, helicopter parent

Oral Fixator

1. 1. The act of having an oral fixation for the wang 2. Some one fiendin for the cock John is such an oral fixator See Scotty..

Turtleburger

1. A burger consisting of turtles, with various other pieces of salad or meat. Bill: "Dude, I just had the best turtleburger." ..

Inscrutabilicious

1. adj. describes food, often of Asian origin, that is characterized by unknown and/or unidentifiable ingredients but extremely pleasurable..

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