Parentoia

What is Parentoia?

a parent's conviction that something horrible will happen to their child while they are not watching, or even if they are watching.

Jenny won't won't les her daughter play in the sand- she said it's "dirty!" If that's not parentoia I don't know what is!

See parent, paranoid, helicopter parent

Free Remix

1. When a cd skips and produces a repetition of words or gaps in the song producing a new and fun version of the song. "Oh hot d-d-d-..

Epic Fail!

1. A failure of EPIC proportions. Announcer: "And he...DROPS the ball!" EPIC FAIL! Man: "Oh no i just came!" EPIC F..

Sull'en

1. resentful : ill humored;dismal-sull'enly a)VARATION Of solemn is that why they call me the sull'en girl See surly, crabbed, ..

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