Parentoia

What is Parentoia?

a parent's conviction that something horrible will happen to their child while they are not watching, or even if they are watching.

Jenny won't won't les her daughter play in the sand- she said it's "dirty!" If that's not parentoia I don't know what is!

See parent, paranoid, helicopter parent

Kettle Head

1. Dumber than a dumbass (guy looking at a cheat code) whered i put that code??? (me)YOUR LOOKING AT IT FRIGGEN KETTLE HEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!! ..

Jarvie

1. An uncommon name, used for either girls or boys. Literally meaning a hackney coach. Also means, strong warrior, (according to runes). ..

Rapsatively

1. A combination of "great," "absolutely," and "positively." Commonly used by Steph Schwartzman from the web..

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