Parentoia

What is Parentoia?

a parent's conviction that something horrible will happen to their child while they are not watching, or even if they are watching.

Jenny won't won't les her daughter play in the sand- she said it's "dirty!" If that's not parentoia I don't know what is!

See parent, paranoid, helicopter parent

Funky Leaner

1. late model Cadillac or Lincoln or even crown Vic, driven with the driver leaning towards the middle of the car with loud funky music pla..

Bulping

1. Disgusting, gross, nasty... like that chicken that's been laying in its own congealed fat for a few days on the counter. Derrick: ..

Crumperture

1. A game daily played by bored office workers sitting in their office blocks. This game is played with two people. One willing and one n..

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