Parentoia

What is Parentoia?

a parent's conviction that something horrible will happen to their child while they are not watching, or even if they are watching.

Jenny won't won't les her daughter play in the sand- she said it's "dirty!" If that's not parentoia I don't know what is!

See parent, paranoid, helicopter parent

50/20

1. A person of the opposite sex who looks good at about 50 feet away, but looks like a steaming pile of crap at 20 feet. Frequently embara..

Al-capowned

1. Powned as badly as getting fucked by the late great italian american gangster, Alphonso ''scarface'' capone Dude 1:..

Vagina Visine

1. When a female squirts vagina juice in a males eye. Once I was high and i ran out of eye-drops so I asked my girlfriend to vagina visine..

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