Parentoia

What is Parentoia?

a parent's conviction that something horrible will happen to their child while they are not watching, or even if they are watching.

Jenny won't won't les her daughter play in the sand- she said it's "dirty!" If that's not parentoia I don't know what is!

See parent, paranoid, helicopter parent

V It Up

1. having a womens legs sticking straight up in the air while laying on her back. dude that hottie has the sweetist ass. i would do anythi..

Dire Rear

1. When you have loose bowels. Diarrhea. You know, when your rear is in a dire situation. That curry gave me dire rear! See squirts, trot..

Lady Box

1. Used by emo/scene kids to describe the sexual organ of a woman, as in "I put my toad in her ladybox" I put my toad in her lad..

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