Parentoia

What is Parentoia?

a parent's conviction that something horrible will happen to their child while they are not watching, or even if they are watching.

Jenny won't won't les her daughter play in the sand- she said it's "dirty!" If that's not parentoia I don't know what is!

See parent, paranoid, helicopter parent

Meat Toucher

1. Funnier than Kafka-esque. You should make the sign read, no meat touching ma'am!..

Kaduk

1. A large cow type creature shaped in similiar to that of a penis. Is in a constant state of arousal and is easily excited. Often gets pop..

Quaine

1. A large, fat, juicy vagina. Usually has lots of lips and weighs over 10 pounds. Dude that gino kid wont fight me, what a huge quaine. ..

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