Parentoia

What is Parentoia?

a parent's conviction that something horrible will happen to their child while they are not watching, or even if they are watching.

Jenny won't won't les her daughter play in the sand- she said it's "dirty!" If that's not parentoia I don't know what is!

See parent, paranoid, helicopter parent

Ooh Shit

1. said by people when something amazing happens. Or when someone is going to start a fight. "oi, someone jus raised my ting" &q..

Hairy Twinkler

1. The big ugly Hairy guy at the bar that gives a girl a sly unwanted smile. Suzzie spotted the hairy twinkler as soon as they entered the..

Gayber

1. a common term used to describe someone, usually a male, who is unable to partake in social activities. this person will often become red..

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