Parentoia

What is Parentoia?

a parent's conviction that something horrible will happen to their child while they are not watching, or even if they are watching.

Jenny won't won't les her daughter play in the sand- she said it's "dirty!" If that's not parentoia I don't know what is!

See parent, paranoid, helicopter parent

Lawlerskates

1. Combination of "lawl" and rollerskates. Used when you think something is uber funny. Timmy just fell down the stairs, lawlers..

Zusamen

1. v: german word for, to arrange a meeting he wants to zusamen, oh shit this guy wants to turn my genitals into a wind chime..

E-dropping

1. Verb. Refers to the act of evesdropping specific to e-mails. Reading the e-mails of others unbekownst to them . Can be innocent (simila..

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