Parentoia

What is Parentoia?

a parent's conviction that something horrible will happen to their child while they are not watching, or even if they are watching.

Jenny won't won't les her daughter play in the sand- she said it's "dirty!" If that's not parentoia I don't know what is!

See parent, paranoid, helicopter parent

Kleesh

1. The sound a bottle makes when it smashes your face in in the middle of a sentence. Hey guy's! What's uKLEESH! See kleesh, me..

Validify

1. What some people say when they mean validate. "I spoke to the mayor to validify what i had read in the paper." "Dude th..

Jumsed

1. A man with incredibly large biceps, but terrible taste in women/tattoos/clothes/cars/rented accommodation(free)/facial hair/wives/husban..

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