Parentoia

What is Parentoia?

a parent's conviction that something horrible will happen to their child while they are not watching, or even if they are watching.

Jenny won't won't les her daughter play in the sand- she said it's "dirty!" If that's not parentoia I don't know what is!

See parent, paranoid, helicopter parent

Bloney

1. another name for cock or dick jules sucked my bloney until i shot hot bloney juice all over her face See cock, bloney, schlong, weine..

Frocket

1. A pocket located on the front of a shirt. Jack: I can't find my glasses! Jill: Silly, they're right there in your frocket! ..

Zizzle

1. A cigarette lighter, from the famous Zippo. Sir, could you lend me your lighter so that I may smoke my marijuana cigarette? Nizzle, pa..

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