Parentoia

What is Parentoia?

a parent's conviction that something horrible will happen to their child while they are not watching, or even if they are watching.

Jenny won't won't les her daughter play in the sand- she said it's "dirty!" If that's not parentoia I don't know what is!

See parent, paranoid, helicopter parent

Toke Bag

1. Slang term for a bag of weed. Kid 1: "Yo man, I need a toke bag!" Kid 2: "No doubt, man." See weed, marijuana, ca..

Bluf-fun

1. A name given for the small, north-eastern Indiana town of Bluffton, by some locals. It can either refer to a)being delusional and thinki..

Exsanguination

1. medical term meaning to drain blood. See dan 2. A medical term meaning to drain a person's blood, popularlized by a first season..

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