Parentoia

What is Parentoia?

a parent's conviction that something horrible will happen to their child while they are not watching, or even if they are watching.

Jenny won't won't les her daughter play in the sand- she said it's "dirty!" If that's not parentoia I don't know what is!

See parent, paranoid, helicopter parent

Vlamydia

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Klinkers

1. Small, hard and encrusted lumps of shit that form around the anal opening that cause immense pain when a person sits down. That old tra..

On The House

1. For free. "Here, Jim. You got divorced? Have a beer. On the house." See Krys 2. free of charge, compliments of the owner ..

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