Parentoia

What is Parentoia?

a parent's conviction that something horrible will happen to their child while they are not watching, or even if they are watching.

Jenny won't won't les her daughter play in the sand- she said it's "dirty!" If that's not parentoia I don't know what is!

See parent, paranoid, helicopter parent

Dingleberrys

1. little pieces of hair, shit, and toilet paper that form on an unclean ass I had to come up with a jar full of dingleberrys for my frat ..

Obphranities

1. A word used to describe a word or phrase that sounds obcene or profane, but is not. i.e. titilations; gesticulations; 'I need some ..

High To Drive

1. ready to operate a vehicle after smoking pot "you ready to go?" "yeah I'm high to drive" See pot, high, driv..

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