Parentoia

What is Parentoia?

a parent's conviction that something horrible will happen to their child while they are not watching, or even if they are watching.

Jenny won't won't les her daughter play in the sand- she said it's "dirty!" If that's not parentoia I don't know what is!

See parent, paranoid, helicopter parent

Officer Hairy Bush

1. the term you use when your arresting officer has more hair on his bush then on his head... also when an someone does not believe in clea..

Lolfootsecks

1. The opening sentance of a letter when passing notes in class, as apposed to 'To whom it may concern,'. Teacher: Omigawds, are..

W.a.r.d.

1. acronym for What A Rick Day Jack: this day is so beautiful Christian: I will declare it a rick day Connor: W.A.R.D. See ward, rick, ..

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