Parentoia

What is Parentoia?

a parent's conviction that something horrible will happen to their child while they are not watching, or even if they are watching.

Jenny won't won't les her daughter play in the sand- she said it's "dirty!" If that's not parentoia I don't know what is!

See parent, paranoid, helicopter parent

Middlemas

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You're Breaking My Heart

1. from a simpson's episode; the act of splitting one's heart in two. "Marrrrrggee, you're breaking my heart" Se..

Uncureables

1. A sexually transmitted disease that has no cure. usually herpes. I heard Phil has been hammering Kirsten. And I heard she has a case of..

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