Parentoia

What is Parentoia?

a parent's conviction that something horrible will happen to their child while they are not watching, or even if they are watching.

Jenny won't won't les her daughter play in the sand- she said it's "dirty!" If that's not parentoia I don't know what is!

See parent, paranoid, helicopter parent

Zipper Poper

1. when your about to bang a girl and the guy zips his pants down and blows his load I got a zipper poper on your mom last night. See jiz..

'job

1. 1.) Abbreviation for the sarcastic uses of "Good Job," or "Great Job." 1.) 'Job! 2.) What on...? 'Job. ..

Old Navy

1. A clothing store owned by the GAP. Established in 1995. Usually know for their TV and radio spots that stay in your head until death. O..

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