Parentoia

What is Parentoia?

a parent's conviction that something horrible will happen to their child while they are not watching, or even if they are watching.

Jenny won't won't les her daughter play in the sand- she said it's "dirty!" If that's not parentoia I don't know what is!

See parent, paranoid, helicopter parent

Leaky Susan

1. A burrito whose juices leak out of the tortilla on to the eater's hand and arm. Damn, my triple meat barbacoa turned out to be a l..

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1. It's Kirby! DUH! <('.')> See Kirby! (>'.')> See Kirby run! ---(>O_O)> Run,Kirby,run! See ..

Z-gunt

1. When a woman's profile almost resembles the letter "Z" - Her gunt sticks way out front, and her butt sticks way out the ..

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