Parentoia

What is Parentoia?

a parent's conviction that something horrible will happen to their child while they are not watching, or even if they are watching.

Jenny won't won't les her daughter play in the sand- she said it's "dirty!" If that's not parentoia I don't know what is!

See parent, paranoid, helicopter parent

Quadrifucked

1. The expression of being hella screwed. you: HOLY HELL HOW DID WE GET HERE?? ME: No clue but if we dont get out we'll be quadrifuc..

Hoboing It

1. When you can't be bothered to have a shower and stay dirty for the day. Brian: We're going out in 10 minutes, you need to get..

Frimpan

1. A frying pan or skillet. This is a contraction of the words frying+pan and is used in South Wales, both in Welsh and in English, and ve..

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