Parentoia

What is Parentoia?

a parent's conviction that something horrible will happen to their child while they are not watching, or even if they are watching.

Jenny won't won't les her daughter play in the sand- she said it's "dirty!" If that's not parentoia I don't know what is!

See parent, paranoid, helicopter parent

W.t.f.a.y.g.?

1. where the fuck are you going? used when you spot someone wearing an outift that they know good and damn well should have been left wher..

Duhyke

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Hitlerstache

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