Parentoia

What is Parentoia?

a parent's conviction that something horrible will happen to their child while they are not watching, or even if they are watching.

Jenny won't won't les her daughter play in the sand- she said it's "dirty!" If that's not parentoia I don't know what is!

See parent, paranoid, helicopter parent

Nipple Holocaust

1. Grabbing of each others nipples in an excessive manner we just had a nipple holocaust up there...it was brutal. See boobs, knocker..

Riffraff

1. Trouble makers, or more than likely people out for a good time Don't let the Riffraff in. See trouble, rafferty, raffa..

Zooted And Booted

1. Getting dressed up...usually button up and a tie or a suit. Business casual style, no t-shirt, no sneakers. What's the dress at t..

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