Parentoia

What is Parentoia?

a parent's conviction that something horrible will happen to their child while they are not watching, or even if they are watching.

Jenny won't won't les her daughter play in the sand- she said it's "dirty!" If that's not parentoia I don't know what is!

See parent, paranoid, helicopter parent

Lil' Willy

1. the name for "wilber the pig" s wang Lil' Willy is really lil'!! See amanda..

Loot Case

1. wallet or any other medium holding "loot" "this honey ripped me off of my loot case" See wallet, fanny pack, purse..

Inglewood Jack

1. A maneveur used in hockey fights developed by youth hockey coach Jules Winnfield which involves grabbing the opposing player's jers..

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