Parentoia

What is Parentoia?

a parent's conviction that something horrible will happen to their child while they are not watching, or even if they are watching.

Jenny won't won't les her daughter play in the sand- she said it's "dirty!" If that's not parentoia I don't know what is!

See parent, paranoid, helicopter parent

Pooing

1. the act of taking a poop "Quintin hurry up and get out of the bathroom!" "Hold on Ash. I'm pooing!" See poop..

Zoltan

1. a phrase and hand gesture used by the geeks in bubble wrap in the movie "Dude Wheres My Car" I love when we do the zoltan ges..

Zooey

1. the girl every guy wishes he could have, but isn't able to get Bob: damnn zooey is so sexy, I wish I could bang her so bad Joe: y..

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