Parentoia

What is Parentoia?

a parent's conviction that something horrible will happen to their child while they are not watching, or even if they are watching.

Jenny won't won't les her daughter play in the sand- she said it's "dirty!" If that's not parentoia I don't know what is!

See parent, paranoid, helicopter parent

Omg111

1. AOLers going too far. They have yet to learn about the 'Shift' key. Extension of "OMG" (Oh my god, also an AOLer ter..

Omniphobia

1. The fear of everything. Timmy was diagnosed with a severe case of omniphobia. See Tyler..

Valenzuela

1. A bigtime Tool. See: Crackhead, poor father, illegal immigrant. Willing to never pay anybody back and wearer of overpriced cheap colog..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Parentoia Edit Meaning