Parentoia

What is Parentoia?

a parent's conviction that something horrible will happen to their child while they are not watching, or even if they are watching.

Jenny won't won't les her daughter play in the sand- she said it's "dirty!" If that's not parentoia I don't know what is!

See parent, paranoid, helicopter parent

Klness

1. coolness, in aim speak. omfg jim carrey jus told me i cud bring 30 ppl 2 his bday prty nxt wk!! omg thats soo klness hu r u inviting? ..

Bumpussy

1. Beat Up Mothafuckin Pussy I banged this drunk slut last night, and man she had a crazy bumpussy. See pussy, beat, vag, stank pussy, sl..

Verbal Ass Whip

1. To whip someones ass, using only words. Variant of Verbal Bitch Slap Quote, Gang Starr - U Know My Steez "Now I'm sick fed..

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