What is Parents Red Mess?
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When your parents text eachother about sex and perform it while your mom has her period!
Oh God i went to my dads phone to see his messages and i saw he got one from mom saying "you want to fuck, cause it could be a "Parents Red Mess"
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(usually plural, ie bikini flails)
The chest of a very well-endowed and skimpily dressed woman, who looks like she could slap you uncon..