What is Parfact?
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"Parfact" is an example of a cryptolect originating from the Worcestershire area of the UK. Parfact encompasses a wide range of covert principles, from the most basic use of opposites (ie. "yes" becomes "no", albeit pronounced in a rather obnoxious, exaggerated tone eg. "NNNOOOOOOOOOO"), through to the addition of extra syllables to add hidden meaning to words ("loser" becomes losazer, pronounced "LOO-ZA-ZEER"). Controversially, the use of Parfact tends often to aim insults at an oblivious victim, much to the amusement of those who comprehend the elements of the cryptolect.
I'm the twat, not rushden, MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE... PARFACT
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