What is Parietals?
1.
1) Latin derivative for "wall".
2) Stupid system banning a person from the oppostite sex's dorm. Enacted mostly by Catholic universities, i.e. Notre Dame.
"It's midnight on a week day; parietals have started. Get the women out of the room!!!!"
2.
You ask for parietals if you want to have a
female boarder: hey, you want to come up to my room????
random guy: um, ok, but shouldn't we ask for parietals or something? Don't want to get in trouble.
"It's not the groping that goes on behind closed doors that I worry about-- it's what goes on behind the open doors that bothers me!"