Paris Hilton Defence

What is Paris Hilton Defence?


1.

A lame excuse to get out of something you said that you'd

do, but can no longer be bothered doing, such as donating

a large amount of money to a charity, doing jail time...

AKA: Paris Hilton Defense (US spelling)

"I promised to help my friend move house, but I just went with

the Paris Hilton Defence."

See paris hilton, skank, derogatory, chewbacca defense


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