Paris Hilton Defence

What is Paris Hilton Defence?


1.

A lame excuse to get out of something you said that you'd

do, but can no longer be bothered doing, such as donating

a large amount of money to a charity, doing jail time...

AKA: Paris Hilton Defense (US spelling)

"I promised to help my friend move house, but I just went with

the Paris Hilton Defence."

See paris hilton, skank, derogatory, chewbacca defense


15

Random Words:

1. underware, undergarnments, underpants I hate it when my unmentionables rip. See undies, tighty whiteys, panties, thong, g-string, butt..
1. A type of slightly toasted baked good made from yeast and grain who has achieved the rank of O-3 in the Breakfast Food Militia. Renowne..
1. A fancy feast created when a group of males or females (who typically don't wipe) bend over naked in a line, offering up a smorg-AS..