What is Park Bench?
1.A place for a homeless penis to sleep 2. Term used to define a women only used for sex when a more suitable residence cannot be found.
Don't worry about me fella, I'll just sleep on a park bench.
Noun- A short, fat dog. Origin: the dog's profile and mass.
My dog's a freakin park bench.
1)A fat ugly chick who does nothing but annoy and is not capable of going out in public without making a scene.
2)A girl so fat that she takes up one whole park bench.
Random Person: "How long did it take you to get rid of that park bench?"
Yourself: "That fat chick stayed until all the food ran out."
Lazy jobless bastard that sits on his ass all day. Someone who may ask for a bite of anything you got.
Our freind here. Also see number 1.
Ross has become quite the park bench around the house due to his being laid off.