Park Cock

What is Park Cock?

When I guy gets married, hitched, or otherwise becomes monogamous with a chick.

Guy 1: How are Jason and Sue getting on, anyway?

Guy 2: Shit, didn't you hear? He's gonna park cock the first Saturday in June!

Guy 1: Damn, what a sucker.

See marriage, tie the knot, monogamous

Expediously

1. You tell me! Use a search engine and it is everywhere, however I don't find it in any dictionary. Somewhere between expedient and..

Not Gay

1. Adding (Not Gay) to something, regardless of its content, makes it completely heterosexual. Guy 1: "My penis is very small and sme..

Its A Trap!

1. signature saying of the weird fish guy in the sixth star wars film who yells it out when the alliance are trying to blow the death star ..

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