Park Cock

What is Park Cock?

When I guy gets married, hitched, or otherwise becomes monogamous with a chick.

Guy 1: How are Jason and Sue getting on, anyway?

Guy 2: Shit, didn't you hear? He's gonna park cock the first Saturday in June!

Guy 1: Damn, what a sucker.

See marriage, tie the knot, monogamous

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Uncomfortable Cow

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Longanimity

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