Park Cock

What is Park Cock?

When I guy gets married, hitched, or otherwise becomes monogamous with a chick.

Guy 1: How are Jason and Sue getting on, anyway?

Guy 2: Shit, didn't you hear? He's gonna park cock the first Saturday in June!

Guy 1: Damn, what a sucker.

See marriage, tie the knot, monogamous

Z0red

1. As in, to get ownz0red, or to get dominated in a game or event. w00t, you totally got z0red that last round...

Str'up

1. Contraction for the phrase "straight up." I love how the str'up pre-mixed martini comes in one bottle. See straight up,..

Slaughtered

1. When your totally fuckin shit faced, then you have a few more... Omg jonny was so slaughtered at the partay! See Baybee 2. An Irish ..

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