Park Cock

What is Park Cock?

When I guy gets married, hitched, or otherwise becomes monogamous with a chick.

Guy 1: How are Jason and Sue getting on, anyway?

Guy 2: Shit, didn't you hear? He's gonna park cock the first Saturday in June!

Guy 1: Damn, what a sucker.

See marriage, tie the knot, monogamous

Bonerlicious

1. Something about a woman that gives you an instant boner alert. It could be a fabulous peachy arse or a pair of pert and pokey nipples. A..

Twilnaut

1. A loser, reject, but can be used affectionately. Hey twilnaut, get me some more tater tots! See loser, reject, fiend, geek..

Fappworthy

1. When someone is so hot that you want to fapp. Joshs sister and cousin are both fappworthy See fapp, fapping, jesus..

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