Park Cock

What is Park Cock?

When I guy gets married, hitched, or otherwise becomes monogamous with a chick.

Guy 1: How are Jason and Sue getting on, anyway?

Guy 2: Shit, didn't you hear? He's gonna park cock the first Saturday in June!

Guy 1: Damn, what a sucker.

See marriage, tie the knot, monogamous

Blagass

1. Short for "black ass" I was smoking my blagass off last night...

Roffle Woffle

1. the laughing of a waffle., OR a giant laughing waffle that eats people. Dude 1: ROFFLE WOFFLE BEHIND YOU! Dude 2: What? Dude 1: OMG I..

Inverted Anteater

1. The act of getting your dick sucked from the back side. "Last night my girlfriend was licking my asshole and she totally gave me a..

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