Park Cock

What is Park Cock?

When I guy gets married, hitched, or otherwise becomes monogamous with a chick.

Guy 1: How are Jason and Sue getting on, anyway?

Guy 2: Shit, didn't you hear? He's gonna park cock the first Saturday in June!

Guy 1: Damn, what a sucker.

See marriage, tie the knot, monogamous

Thumbfucking My Phone

1. The hateful practice of text messaging. I mean, I like the girl, but she's always got me thumbfucking my phone. See text, annoyin..

Bible Bangers

1. Bible Bangers are either: 1) Students majoring in biblical studies or 2) People who decide that conforming to thier own personal fa..

Sudger

1. One who sudges. or sudger language.A language made up by a group of stoners can only be used when extremely fudged up...ya sudgers fu..

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