What is Park Ridge High School?


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Where everyone is white and those who are not are white-washed. Where the teachers talk about girls in bikinis, Star Trek, and anything and everything besides school. Where stupidity is at its peak and students call a Rhombus "Rum-bus". Where TV's fall on teacher's heads and no one can find a decent substitute.

"Park Ridge is the suckiest school EVER *drives spike through school*"

"One day, I'll jump off the roof of Park Ridge High School!"

"I swear, I'm leaving this place VERY soon."


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