Parka Poker

What is Parka Poker?

Walking around a cold house with a hard-on early in the morning.

Dude...you have parka poker going on again. Put on some pants! Moron!

Assmeat

1. pretty obvious. flesh of the ass! i think the lumps of assmeat are actually falling off of that 400 pound woman in latex red shorts. 2..

Viggo Mortensen "vuh-ig-o Mor-ten-sun"

1. sex god 2. 1.Aragorn/stryder in the Lord of The Rings Trilogy 2.pretty damn hot for a old guy Aragorn fought bravely against Saurons..

Gnartian

1. 1.-n-A person who is mad gnarly. Guy 1: Dude did you see that guys last run? Guy 2: Yea he is a total Gnartian when it comes to snowbo..

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