What is Parkerooting?
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shitting all over a newspaper,then rolling it up so theres space on both sides of it open then sticking one side up your butt,then farting so all the shit sprays out,perferbally onto a picture of parker root,then licking all the shit off the picture while moaning"o yeah,egg salad samwhich"
aww dude you know what sounds really fun?
whats that?
ummm like walking to the comic book store and comming back here and we could try parkerooting all over eachother...
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When someone watches porn just to watch it, not to jerk it and then in the moment decides to jerk it.
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After having sex with a blonde girl, putting 2 fingers in her butt, then rub it in her hair, making a part darker.
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Awesome, unbelievably cool. Of sufficient coolness to caused momentary silence in all observers.
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