Parkerooting

What is Parkerooting?


1.

shitting all over a newspaper,then rolling it up so theres space on both sides of it open then sticking one side up your butt,then farting so all the shit sprays out,perferbally onto a picture of parker root,then licking all the shit off the picture while moaning"o yeah,egg salad samwhich"

aww dude you know what sounds really fun?

whats that?

ummm like walking to the comic book store and comming back here and we could try parkerooting all over eachother...

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