Parkhead

What is Parkhead?


1.

Parkhead is the best place in scotland it is the football ground of Glasgow Celtic FC who in 2003 got to the final of teh UEFA cup and where given teh fair play award for haveg thousands of fans there and only one arrest.

Celtic Fan:aye i'll be goin tae Parkhead the morra.

Dumb Tourist: is that a shoping centre?

Celtic Fan: wit? ur ye daft thats the home of Glasgow Celtic

See scotland, jinky, old firm

2.

Dirty, smellie and worth blowing up. Often filled with 60,000 unwashed gypsies.

Adolf would be turning in his grave at the thought of these cnuts.


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