Parkin

What is Parkin?


1.

When you find a nice romantic spot for you and your shorty, and proceed to convice her to get in the back seat so that you can be "more comfortable" and then next thing you know...you're rippin off her skirt and doin the nasty.

The country boy's way of getting into a city girl's pants.

What high school students do to "make out" or "get some" without having to do it at home.

Not to be confused with "parking" which is the act of stopping your automobile and putting it into park.

Yo dawg. We went parkin last night and GOT IT ON!

Yeah, last night after the bar, me and Katie went down Ole Orchard Road parkin...Then we sat on our tailgate and drank some more Stag.

Like oh my god...like me and Andy went parkin last night after the football game and he told me he LOVED me! So I totally melted and we totally like made out...

2.

1) to initiate a construction project where any or all of the tools required must first be repaired.

I went to drill a hole, only to find I'd been parkin'd, and the plug end had been cut off the drill to repair a lamp.

See construction, tools, project, frustration


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