Parking By Braille

What is Parking By Braille?

The parallel parking method that involves repeatedly bumping the cars in front of and behind you as you squeeze into a tight spot.

Passenger: Oooo, I just saw a spot! Nevermind, you'll never fit in there.

Driver: I'll fit my car in (bump) because (bump) I'm parking by braille (bump).

See parallel parking, cars, braille, bumpers, driving

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