What is Parking Nazi?
1.
The ubiquitous parking ticket-givers whose sole purpose in life is seemingly to frustrate and punish people who have no other available place to park; commonly found on college campuses
What do you mean the parking Nazi ticketed me? I was only parked here for five minutes!
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2.
The obnoxious ticket giver who's job it is to make young people, esp. college student's lifes a liveing hell. Often found hulking over parking meters like vultures or in shopping mall parking lots watching to make sure that you're actually going into the mall after parking your car there.
"There's the parking nazis makeing sure I'm actually shopping here today."
3.
A "police officer" who isn't really police, since they couldn't make the cut. Instead, they were given the daunting task of placing tickets on unsuspecting cars, often times praying specifically on cars worth more than Parking Nazi's house (Acura and above, LOL). Can be annoying, but if you have a relative in the police department, you can have the tickets taken care of since Parking Nazis fear real police.
The Parking Nazi can be found praying mostly on education facility parking lots or around train stations.
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4.
a short troll-like creature who looks like she could club an ox to death with one hand, whose sole joy in life is threatening to tow the vehicles of hapless state workers.
