What is Parking Paranoia?
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A mental condition where one parks and lives in fear that his/her car will be stolen or tampered with because he/she cannot remember whether or not the car was locked before leaving it.
"Dude, Transformers starts in 5 minutes we need to get our seats pronto!"
"I have to run back to my car and check that i locked it, sorry i have bad parking paranoia!"
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v.The act of fornicating a gerbil, hampster or guinea pig.
Man, I could huckaphamster right about now!
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A girl name kerri who knows when to get off at the peak of the moment
Kerri Gurl is my BFF.
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